If he weren’t such a ridiculous, pathetic oaf, I’d invite Bill O’Reilly up to my “hood” for a little white-on-white bonding, re-education and diversity training — if he weren’t afraid to set foot in it!

I lost a friend, and the world lost a visionary social activist and human rights defender this week, when Dame Anita Roddick died at age 64 from the effects of a brain hemorrhage.